March 6, 2031
From: The Office of Homeland Security
The Following communication was discovered on the storage drive of hacker Cameron Greene. The damage to national security is abhorrent. All roads lead to the same suspect.
Due to a variety of highly advanced encryption methods employed on this material, and the fact that 98% of Mr. Greene’s storage drive was wiped clean, batches will be posted on a weekly basis based on our ability to fully restore each coded string.
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2028 10:59 PM
The code is fantastic. I found about 10 prowlers sneaking about the cloud with it. They’ve all been distracted away from me/us. By now black clad riot troopers would have sailed down from the sky to arrest me. I consider us 100% safe.
For the first time in five years I’m crashing before midnight on a Friday. Make that any day.