Post 10

February 13, 2031

From: The Office of Homeland Security

The Following communication was discovered on the storage drive of hacker Cameron Greene.

BATCH TEN

From: Greener Pastures
Sent: Monday, May 15, 2028 9:13 PM
To: GooseDuce
Subject: Lakers

Did you see that play by Juan Juarez last night? My god that guy can play ball. Brings me back to the days of Kobe Bryant.

I’m so pissed the playoffs and finals are delayed again. The nation mourned last year when that private plane stuffed with nukes detonated over Disney World. But the delay to the NBA schedule should have been correct this year. It’s like when 9/11 happened, and the Superbowl wound up getting pushed to February because the whole NFL schedule was thrown off. The schedule stuck. I’m pissed the finals are falling into late June.


From: GooseDuce
Sent: Monday, May 15, 2028 9:16 PM
To: Greener Pastures
Subject: Re: Lakers

First of all, you weren’t alive for 9/11 and I wasn’t old enough to remember it.

Second of all, who cares if the playoffs and finals moved to June this year? You have some big overseas vacation planned or something?

Lastly, weren’t you in a heated conversation with the JB last night? When did you have time to watch the game?


From: Greener Pastures
Sent: Monday, May 15, 2028 9:17 PM
To: GooseDuce
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Lakers

1) Doesn’t matter, it set a precedent that I don’t like.
2) I want it yesterday. Now is not good enough. Tomorrow is intolerable. The mantra of my generation.
3) If you can’t juggle more than three things at once, you shouldn’t be in this business.

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