Post 5

January 9, 2031

From: The Office of Homeland Security

The Following communication was discovered on the storage drive of hacker Cameron Greene. The payments referred to in this string were made by officials linked with the June 30th 2030 HLS LAPD joint raid. Given that trials and investigations are ongoing, no more information can be disclosed at this time.

BATCH FIVE

From: GooseDuce
Sent: Saturday, April 15, 2028 1:06 AM
To: Greener Pastures
Subject: Taxes

Hentai boy,

Did you look at your bank account? We’ve been paid for the job and it ain’t even over yet. We’ll get a bonus after the 21st.

How exactly do you hide your income from the IRS?

Answer me scumbag


From: Greener Pastures
Sent: Saturday, April 15, 2028 1:57 AM
To: GooseDuce
Subject: None of your business

Douchey!!!

Yup, got the cash. You and you’re “connection” can stop worrying, I’m back in with the Brotherhood and all is moving quite nicely. I think some parolee from the Q is going to do the deed. Funny how many have turned Muslim in this country; lot’s of angry young boys who feel cheated out of the American dream and looking to make somebody pay for it. That and they need a strong daddy. Guess you could say the same for your Sons of Christ clique.

As far as my taxes go… NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Nah, just foolin’ I’ll give you a tutorial about how to hide your money from Uncle Sam’s greedy hands next time we meet.

And nice call on the Hentai bit. I was “indulging” when you e-mailed me. Haven’t even washed my hands yet.


From: GooseDuce
Sent: Saturday, April 15, 2028 2:00 AM
To: Greener Pastures
Subject: Re: None of your business

I didn’t know you washed your hands, much less bothered to shower.


From: Greener Pastures
Sent: Saturday, April 15, 2028 2:01 AM
To: GooseDuce
Subject: Re: Re: None of your business

How’s the hairline? Still racing back toward your collar?

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